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[cassieology]

hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o

as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)

OK so

remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish

or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔

so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ

long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week

(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)

and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again

so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

(mostly robot ass)

(but still)

we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!

CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)

Comments

[armigers]

[ He disagrees. The many complexities of line durability is the coolest of the cool. Get with the program, Sonia. ]

Only the biggest, fiercest, and most legendary. You're free to come watch if you want.

[ Fishing just isn't the same without running commentary anyway. ]

[assent]

[ Nah, it's only cool if you're using them to Murder Someone, obviously!!! ]

Ah! If you are able to find a fish of that kind I would be more than glad to watch.

[ In before he only finds goldfish... ]

[armigers]

[ He blinks at the text, still surprised she actually wants to come and watch him fish. ]

Hey, I haven't met a single fish yet I couldn't catch.

I'll invite you along next time I go.

[assent]

[ Well it isn't for the fishing... ]

That is rather impressive!

Thank you, I shall look forward to your invitation in the future.

[ For now, they've got this battle plan to form. ]