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ƇΛSSĪ♡ṖƐĪΛ ƬĤƐ Ҩ Ʊ Ɛ Ɛ И ([personal profile] cassieology) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-04-24 09:12 pm

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hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o

as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)

OK so

remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish

or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔

so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(゚д゚)ノ

long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week

(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)

and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again

so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

(mostly robot ass)

(but still)

we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!

CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)
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[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-05-23 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
dassss 4 me 2 kno

and him 2 find out


[Basically, he's not telling.]
feytality: I'm serious i'm about to go angry hamster all up in your face (don't make me puff my cheeks at you)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-23 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
no way

you gotta tell me

TELL ME

TELL MEEEEEEEEE
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[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-05-23 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
no can do, chica

i'd betchu hella dolla dollas that there r a bunch of creepy bozos readin this rite now

and i'm not about 2 let a bunch of stalkery n00bs screw this up 4 me n my bae
feytality: i did that joke for k8 she better appreciate me (nic face.jpg)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-05-23 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
ok but 1 on 1!!!!

whats a n00bs
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[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-05-23 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
a h8er

[NO THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY ARE]
moneyballer: by yaylikeawon @ plurk (33)

[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-06-01 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
what? no. no!

i can't be my own h8er


[He could definitely be considered a n00b, though.]

i don't

i don't hate me


[Or at least, not so much anymore.

Wow. Maybe he really has changed.
]
feytality: Or the face she makes when she thinks she's being clever (HON HON HON CLEVER FACE)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-06-20 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
idk you sound like a n00bs to me
moneyballer: by <lj user="prattitude"> (72)

[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-06-21 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
k, i may b a n00b at this whole fighting thing, but i SWEAR in the name of all that is dank n bootylicious

[he means yeezus, as in yeezus christ, aka: kanye west]

that romeo ain't got NOTHIN on me
Edited 2017-06-21 04:05 (UTC)
feytality: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-06-21 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm gonna need to see some evidence to believe that

mr. n00bstone