Saitama (
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futurology2017-04-29 06:31 pm
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Quick!!
There's only a day and a half left!
how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???
[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please adviseor troll!]
There's only a day and a half left!
how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???
[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please advise
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Cat stuff?
Like...stuff about cats? Or is it another kind of stuff...
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Well, you ever had a cat hiss at you?
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Well, not really... [he's always gotten along with cats pretty okay both at home and here, honestly. sorry saitama...Cant Relate] But I guess I've seen that happen to other people sometimes. So it's like that, with hissing...?
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[This person is lucky they haven't been hissed at and are taking it for granted!]
Then think about what the cat might have been shouting if it could talk then that's what the cats have been saying to me
[A very helpful explanation]
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Oh...words with a lot of hissing in them, okay....
[mob what does that even mean--]
Don't cats hiss at things when they're scared? Maybe they're scared of you...
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I just want to pet them, what's so scary about that.
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I don't know...that shouldn't be very scary? But it does sound like they think so, for some reason.
Are you a scary person? [wow mob go right for the throat why don't you]
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Oh. Is this you? [flaws inherent in thought-texting: making an already minimal mind-to-mouth filter nonexistent] Shiny...
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[Clearly a lie.]
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so, much like he usually does, he'll just. leave it be.]
Ah...I guess the sun really is bright today, that's true.....
Um, from what I can tell you don't look very scary to me either. I'm not a cat, though...so I'm not sure. Do you think there's anything about you that might be scary to cats?
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[News to him if so, honestly. Though sure, he knows it can be mortifying when it happens accidentally
rip Hanazawa's hair that one time ah, but in a place this this...Well, apparently he's learning a lot today, either way.]
But that might be one thing? I don't know. Do you know other bald people you could ask?
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[The longest pause.]
No.
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[Ah.
Awkward.........]
I'm sorry...
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I'm still sorry anyway, though. Especially if it has anything to do with cats avoiding you...that would be really unlucky.