Shuusei Kagari (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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futurology2017-06-17 07:06 pm
hedonistic) wrote in futurology2017-06-17 07:06 pm
text; un: shitpost king
ok listen up, this is actually legitimately important
if this is your first time getting locked up like this, you need to understand one main thing going forward: our lives are less than worthless to these people. every second we're still breathing is a second more than they needed to give us.
i can't promise that we're going to be okay. i don't know if ALASTAIR gives enough of a shit to come for us. but even though i'm not gonna be the guy who has a lot of pretty words to say to keep hope alive or whatever, i do know a few things about staying safe in here. surviving, if this is for the long haul
1) don't make a fuss or be a nuisance to the guards. don't draw attention. the more forgettable you are, the better off you'll be
2) try to avoid using your jewel comms as much as you can. if they realize we're communicating through these, they'll be confiscated
3) DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO. this is the most important point here so i'm gonna repeat it, DO NOT TRY TO BE A FUCKING HERO.
we're not in a fucking action movie, trying to escape or break everyone out will get you in deep ass shit, maybe even made an example out of. don't fucking do it.
if this is your first time getting locked up like this, you need to understand one main thing going forward: our lives are less than worthless to these people. every second we're still breathing is a second more than they needed to give us.
i can't promise that we're going to be okay. i don't know if ALASTAIR gives enough of a shit to come for us. but even though i'm not gonna be the guy who has a lot of pretty words to say to keep hope alive or whatever, i do know a few things about staying safe in here. surviving, if this is for the long haul
1) don't make a fuss or be a nuisance to the guards. don't draw attention. the more forgettable you are, the better off you'll be
2) try to avoid using your jewel comms as much as you can. if they realize we're communicating through these, they'll be confiscated
3) DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO. this is the most important point here so i'm gonna repeat it, DO NOT TRY TO BE A FUCKING HERO.
we're not in a fucking action movie, trying to escape or break everyone out will get you in deep ass shit, maybe even made an example out of. don't fucking do it.
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unless we get extremely lucky
you're not allowed to stay here for very long, though, i'm forbidding it
(that's a joke)
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i hate to say it but i'm gonna have to go offbrand here and leave you without appropriately shitposty banter this time
[he was in a terrible mood before he made the post and things only...escalated from there ah]
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i won't hold it against you