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ok listen up, this is actually legitimately important

if this is your first time getting locked up like this, you need to understand one main thing going forward: our lives are less than worthless to these people. every second we're still breathing is a second more than they needed to give us.

i can't promise that we're going to be okay. i don't know if ALASTAIR gives enough of a shit to come for us. but even though i'm not gonna be the guy who has a lot of pretty words to say to keep hope alive or whatever, i do know a few things about staying safe in here. surviving, if this is for the long haul

1) don't make a fuss or be a nuisance to the guards. don't draw attention. the more forgettable you are, the better off you'll be

2) try to avoid using your jewel comms as much as you can. if they realize we're communicating through these, they'll be confiscated

3) DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO. this is the most important point here so i'm gonna repeat it, DO NOT TRY TO BE A FUCKING HERO.

we're not in a fucking action movie, trying to escape or break everyone out will get you in deep ass shit, maybe even made an example out of. don't fucking do it.

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it's true. guards don't give a shit even in the best of prisons.

if you're going to use the comms use them wisely, because they're a good communication tool and less obvious than congregating in person, so we don't want to lose them.

safety is paramount. don't be a hero. have each other's backs, obviously, although that hopefully won't be hard.

spoken like someone who's never broken out of a prison before

How many prisons you've broken out of, wile?

Try to be a hero? Do people really do that?

I've never been. Um, in prison I mean. But ALASTAIR must know, right? Or, they'll find out. I still have my staff, since it wasn't activated when they brought us here but they took my cards away.

I just hope we all stay safe in the meantime, while we figure this out.
While ALASTAIR figure this. At least we still all have our comms, right?

You're right, it is definitely a much better idea to sit around like sheep waiting to be slaughtered and hope someone saves us. Good thinking.

I hope people listen to you. I worry about someone who might try to be a hero.

Your plan is for us to stay in here until someone saves us?

That never works.

So you're suggesting we sit in our hands and behave ourselves and hope ALASTAIR finds us useful enough to come for us? Honestly, I'm a little surprised.

[Not that he necessarily disagrees. Despite his propensity for violence, he's never tried to escape his own captivity. Why start now?]

Edited 2017-06-18 09:16 (UTC)

[ -- you bet he can hear the noises that kagari is making, especially after checking the network for any news from the other audentes members and seeing

this??? ] It's going to be okay.

[ he might be misinterpreting those sounds..... oh well! ]

I won't let anything bad happen to you. We'll find a way out of this.

i agree.

you'll be no more free if you die trying to escape than you are incarcerated.

( Graham coming in like a real ray of sunshine... thanks graham. )

[ an advice coming from someone living this life ]

Noted. It's a sound advice for the situation we're in.

[ he's not promising he's going to follow it, tho. ]

You've been in jail before???

[Fugo's honestly not interested in debating the merits of lying low vs. planning an immediate escape plan. He thinks it's stupid to try and make a break for it when they know so little about where they are and how the hell the wardens of this ship even managed to pick them up--but he also knows that he isn't mentally equipped for playing the long game here.

So. Rather than addressing that, after reading the way Kagari's responses have taken an increasingly hysterical edge, he sends a private message of a different sort.]

Shredding paper helps. When you're pissed and it's got nowhere to go, because you have to keep quiet.

[it's kinda frustrating to see him go off on the network again, (though at least this time it isn't about idealists are terrible forever.... sort of) but she can tell he's scared and he's trying to help, (and this all comes from experience) so she can push aside her own feelings]

hey kagari wanna hang out?

Edited 2017-06-21 23:59 (UTC)

[This is an important post, with important things to say, but Sans is more bored than usual, and this guy's particular outlook on life always did manage to give him something to do for a few hours.]

does all this apply if we've already stopped breathing?

Edited 2017-06-23 13:50 (UTC)

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