Akira "chaotic extra" Kurusu [Jᴏᴋᴇʀ] (
purrtagonist) wrote in
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TEXT | un: purrsona
[about four or so hours after the infiltration of the Mothership mission begins, a message appears on the network. it's in text, mostly because. . . uh. talking into one's magitek about an undercover mission while surrounded by enemy agents is probably not wise]
So has anyone come up with a code name for themselves yet?
[. . . yep. . .]
An undercover spy mission seems like a good chance for just that. Think about it-- you can finally be the person you've always wanted to be with the name you've always wanted to have. Viking. Sapphire. Velociraptor. I think the possibilities are pretty endless.
[THAT SAID]
Though it'd probably be nice to meet all of you without the mask of a code name, first. I keep running into people I don't know, and I can't tell who is an ally and who isn't.
[. . .]
I call dibs on the name 002.
[a very serious post during a very serious mission? also? help the new guy out by introducing yourself so he can stop freaking out every time he runs into someone new!!]
So has anyone come up with a code name for themselves yet?
[. . . yep. . .]
An undercover spy mission seems like a good chance for just that. Think about it-- you can finally be the person you've always wanted to be with the name you've always wanted to have. Viking. Sapphire. Velociraptor. I think the possibilities are pretty endless.
[THAT SAID]
Though it'd probably be nice to meet all of you without the mask of a code name, first. I keep running into people I don't know, and I can't tell who is an ally and who isn't.
[. . .]
I call dibs on the name 002.
[a very serious post during a very serious mission? also? help the new guy out by introducing yourself so he can stop freaking out every time he runs into someone new!!]
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Second cousin, twice removed.
Two plus two is four.
Seven minus four is three.
Ah, crap.
I guess I should be 003.
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[wait wouldn't a promotion mean going DOWN in numbers??]
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bond better watch his ass
a couple more promotions and hes got an upstart relative ready to snatch his code name out from under it
[That's...not how it works, but Davesprite isn't going to let paltry things like canon or logic stop him.]
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003 was always the ambitious sort.
He'll be running the entire agency at this rate.
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respect yo
maybe i oughta take a letter
not the leadership kind of letter though more like the men in black kind of letter
i already got the shades going on
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To make sure he doesn't go mad with power.
And how Agent T?
For Tony Hawk, and all.
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but yeah alright
agent t is a dude who was way too invested in an overpriced piece of wheeled wood before he met a bunch of aliens and realized his true destiny:
literally becoming a bird
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And how did that work out for him?
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so it went better than it could have
hes still pretty new to the whole thing though so the implications of his bizarro existence are still a god damn mystery
but the air he can catch now is fucking sick the doctors dont know where to even start with a diagnosis
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He's really good at flying?
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heliums got nothing on him
like the dude never lands
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pretty soon the only job left for balloons will be getting into contorted party favors by clowns
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only serious flight contenders are allowed
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Airplanes and helicopters.
And fellow birds.
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except for like
owls and shit
cause theyre assholes and would totally eat a crow which is
suddenly a thing i care about apparently
well alright then
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I'm glad I could at least lead you to this very important epiphany?
I think.
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my birdbrain is pretty insistent on it being relevant information but the rest of me doesnt really care
like what are the odds im gonna run into a space owl big enough to actually have me for lunch