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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

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text | un: lucina nvm hi

[tolight]

Asher?

Is this a new language?

[refashioned]

Oh, Lucina. I don't think you want to take lessons on emoji from him.

[tolight]

Emoji?

Is this something that Hathaway is unable to translate?

[refashioned]

Oh, they're there, so they've been translated.

[tolight]

I see.

... I admit, all of this is rather hard to grasp.

[refashioned]

:) Do you know what this means? Just to begin with the basics.

[tolight]

Yes. That's a smile, isn't it?

:) [ She's used this before, look at that. ]

[refashioned]

All those symbols he used are just really advanced versions of that.

The rest of the letters are just nonsense, though they'll sound better if you say them out loud.

[tolight]

[ Give her like, a solid 5 minutes of slowly reading out the post to herself. Quietly. ]

... I see that now, thank you.

Although, I fail to understand what the peach has to do with any of this.

[moneyballer]

[sweating, bcuz shit this is lucina]

yes

[tolight]

[ Don't lie to her she's learned what emojis are, Asher. ]

I hadn't realized you were so well versed in ... emojis. [ Though maybe it makes sense. Considering. ]

[moneyballer]

ignore the peach

[tolight]

Unfortunately, your advice came a moment too late.

[ Yeah. ]

[moneyballer]

gurl

u were gonna find out someday

[tolight]

Asher.

[ Can he feel the disapproval from beyond the network. ]

[moneyballer]

well, u r one of my favoritest homies, lady

if any of the oldies was gonna find out about this stuff from me, it'd be u

[Gross.]

b-sideeeez, c'mon!!!!

don't u think it's funny?

🍑 👅

[tolight]

Well, if you put it that way... I suppose this was a long time coming.

It's... crude, if nothing else. [ idk what you expected from an oldie, asher. ]

[pummelling]

Don't let him corrupt you with his rude produce.

[tolight]

I'm not certain if "rude" is the appropriate term. Just... misguided.

[ Severely. ]

[pummelling]

You're nicer to him than I am.

[tolight]

Yet you care for him. [ Don't front, Jin. ]

I admit, I'm almost envious.

[pummelling]

Well.... yeah. [he's a little bashful she was so up front weh]

We were both very lucky that things worked out the way they did.

[tolight]

[ Kawaii. ] Much of it is to your credit, as well. Both of yours. [ Or at least, that's what her parents told her. ]

[pummelling]

Thanks. Honestly. It means a lot, knowing all our friends on the team are so supportive.

Gods know not everyone at home, for both of us, would've been.

[tolight]

Of course. [ She at least has enough tact not to ask him about Home in a public network. Maybe ... some other time. ] If we will not look out for each other, then who will?