text | UN: A$HMON3Y

[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[digiorno]

Jin, it's your contractual obligation to take him up on this offer.

[moneyballer]

ey jinbo 😉

since u were dressin up in lady clothes that might not b such a bad idea

[pummelling]

PLEASE dont talk about this on the network

[moneyballer]

why u look good

[This is genuine.]

[pummelling]

I don't care if I look good
I just care that I don't look BAD

I'm here to do a job and get to the bottom of whatever is going on here, and if I have to put on a stupid kimono to get some answers I will but im not gonna like it

[digiorno]

Don't blame the kimono for your bad attitude.

[pummelling]

Too late
Matriarchy sucks

I cant believe this is what women feel like all the time
even I can be on the DL about being gay if I have to, here you just cant NOT be a guy

[great job jimbo]

[digiorno]

Jin there are times when it's better to just not speak your mind.

[moneyballer]

um how about the ***PATRIARCHY sucks??? get with the times kung jina

[don't b fooled at the fake woke white]

[moneyballer]

ur just doin it cause u got a point 2 prove

mr "i gotta b rad @ everything"

[pummelling]

it's not MY fault that this is a matriarchy!! NO one will listen to me

I just want to make getting around easier

[read: both maya and lucina have had to bail his ass out when stealth has failed, thank god he has girlfriends]

[moneyballer]

yeah and i wonder how that feels

[kind of a joke??? kind of referring 2 women but mostly 2 himself lbr]

Voice | un: quickfish

[kisha]

What?

voice.... hes dead lmao

[pummelling]

[A... TENSE SILENCE]

I tested it out around the commoner's district.

[....]

I moved quickly and quietly. No questions asked. It worked.

[kisha]

Because no one in the commoner’s district cares.

[that hardly counts young man THEY JUST CARE ABOUT EATING AND NOT DYING THEYRE COMMONERS.]

You had best pray I do not catch you trying that with that Adam’s apple anywhere outside the slums.

[pummelling]

Oh, come on-- I can cover my neck. I had a fan in front of my face half the time, nobody would ever know as long as I didn't speak to anyone.

[HE'S REALLY DEDICATED TO THIS IF ONLY TO PROVE HIS POINT.]

It's not like dressing as a woman in my time.

[kisha]

And if you don’t speak to anyone’s there is little point in jeopardizing the mission, now, is there?

It figures a man cannot be counted on to relinquish their power, even if they must don women’s clothing to hold on to it.

[harboring an intense theory that all these cross dressers are misogynistic? Maybe.]

[pummelling]

If I don't speak to anyone, I'm still getting past places I'd never have snuck by if I weren't a man.

Don't jump to conclusions. I'm not doing this for fun. I'm doing it because I want to do something useful for the team if I can manage it.

[pummelling]

don't remind me.

[digiorno]

I'll stop reminding you when he stops posting peaches at unsuspecting citizens.

[pummelling]

[MASSAGES HIS TEMPLES]

gods

it's better than other produce by far

[digiorno]

don't JINX it

[pummelling]

If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen.

At least they let him reset his username

[digiorno]

About that

[pummelling]

Do NOT figure out how to change it back Giorno

[when will kung jin have peace]