text | UN: A$HMON3Y

[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

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text | un: falcon

[forcevisions]

what language is this and how did you keep it from translating?

[moneyballer]

oh!!!!

[Oddly good-naturedly...]

it's pictures, so i guess it doesn't rly have 2 translate

[forcevisions]

i don't know about have to. i don't understand a word of what it says.



what exactly is a studmuffin?

[moneyballer]

uuuuh, it's like

a good looking guy, or even a successful guy

but honestly? it's rly up 2 u, like, how u use it

[helpful!!!]

slang is mad weird, chica

anyway! i know some of us dudes gotta suck it up and pretend 2 b manservants, so

i just wanted 2 lend a helpin hand 2 all the ladies who might not feel supes comfy pretendin 2 b somethin they're not

[forcevisions]

[ "chica"? what in the— ]

so it's a word that means ... whatever i want it to mean.

and you're offering to be a manservant to women who aren't comfortable pretending to have manservants.

[moneyballer]

um! itz more that i'm offerin 2 pretend 2 b a servant dude

for someone who isn't rly good at the whole fake identity shmentity thing

[forcevisions]

you think you're going to help them blend in?

[ talking like this? yikes. ]

[moneyballer]

well, uh

yeah!

[He's well aware that his complexion makes him seem foreign, but at the very least, he can play up the whole servant aspect. Posing as someone who takes orders for a living is not hard for him, a person who is so much more comfortable following than leading.]

i mean, i know i don't LOOK like most of the peepz here but we can pose as ppl from foreign lands anyway, right? and what better way 2 make it seem lyk u gotz da $$$moniez$$$ than havin a lil entourage?

[that feel when like and lyk are used in the exact same exchange]

[forcevisions]

[ oh my god trying to parse this. it's like cryptography. ]

I just mean you don't speak like the people here do.

Or like any other human I've ever met.

[ when she puts it like that it almost sounds complimentary. it's not. ]

what does this mean: "lyk u gotz da $$$moniez$$$"

[moneyballer]

[At least by now, he knows that he is the anomaly, and not the other way around.]

Oh, uh, I guess it just means you're rich.

[Thank you for asking the question, Rey.]

Like, you got status, class...

Power. Stuff like that.

[forcevisions]

Like a noble, in other words.

You should have just said it like that.

[moneyballer]

Noble's one way to put it.

I think in this cultural context, that's probably the right fit. But, royalty, noblemen, da whole feudal shenanybang...

That stuff's pretty outdated in modern day, or at least my modern day, aha lulz

[Is it?

The rich continue to steal from the poor even in his own time. Perhaps that will never change.]

[forcevisions]

but the people in your modern day, they still show their status with an entourage? it doesn't sound so outdated at all then. only renamed.

[moneyballer]

yeah, no, they totez do

huh

Never thought of it like that.

[forcevisions]

you're welcome.

[ for shattering your worldview. ]

But seriously, you might want to consider making it clearer what you're offering. I'm not looking for any attendants, but I'm sure many are, and I'd never have guessed that's what this meant.

[moneyballer]

[His world view has been shattered already, fragmented into bits and pieces here and there.

It was a fragile one already. Deep down, a part of him has always known that it was never real in the first place.]

ugh, maybe that's why this whole thing has been a no go so far, yeet

[yeet???

yes, blame it on the wording of the message and not yourself, even when YOU are responsible]

[forcevisions]

you mean yet?

[moneyballer]

no, YEET

[i'm so sorry oh my g od]

👅 yeet yeet

[forcevisions]

is that a tongue

[moneyballer]

yuss 👅

😛

😛 😜 😝 👅 💦

[forcevisions]

what is

what does that mean

why are you tonguing at me

[moneyballer]

[The feed switches to video for a brief moment or two, and all Rey is greeted with is the footage of Asher sticking his tongue out at her with no words or explanation.

Soon, however, Asher's message is reverted back to text.]

itz an expression

n speakin of dose

[????]

u sure u don't need a helpin ✋

[forcevisions]

[ ok, that actually vaguely helps. processing it now. she still doesn't understand winky face tongue face water drops but that's fine. she gets helping hand now because of this wonderful lesson. "wonderful" ]

oh, no, I could never pass for nobility anyway. But thanks. Uh ... I'm sure someone will need you.

[moneyballer]

whoa whoa whoa

why'd u say dat???? just about anyone can pass 4 rich

[Not necessarily.

Even Asher knows this, but he wants to be encouraging.]

u just need the right digs is all

if i'm on ur side, u won't even have 2 do any of the talkin

[forcevisions]

you weren't there when aizawa yelled at me for eating ramen with my hands.

believe me, they'd figure it out.