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[moneyballer]

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*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

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Comments

[moneyballer]

And your attitude kinda stinks.

[said with the strength of a little church mouse]

Look, maybe I could've worded things a little better, but I am TRYING to help.

You said it yourself! We can't bash the ogres in or anything, so what are you doing, other than sittin' on your hands right now?

[abortz]

I did dispatch the ogres. I carried lumber for the people who wanted to build a dam rather than just get rid of the imps. I incapacitated a number of the ambushers at the fireworks show.

If I'm sitting on my hands right now, it's because my job is taken care of.

😒

[The other person suggested that one. It's a good face.]

[moneyballer]

oh shit

welp

[and what has he done. tbf, that was my own fault. oocly]

ok then

[abortz]

[shh i saw nothing]

Do your own part better. The sooner we finish here, the sooner we can move on.

[moneyballer]

what happened 2 smellin the flowers and enjoyin the scenery? sheesh

[She's right.

Her callous words touch at his insecurities a little bit, but that's alright.

She isn't wrong.]

who stuffed a rock up your butthole

[abortz]

[Ew.]

I don't have any of your vulgar human holes.

[moneyballer]

oh

[Suddenly, this entire conversation makes a lot more sense.]

oh, so ur not human

gotcha

[abortz]

[animescoff.mp4]

Of course not.

[gross gross gross]

[moneyballer]

Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

[Asher is fairly certain he knows, and yet he asks anyway.]

[abortz]

Being human sounds inconvenient. And disgusting.

[moneyballer]

I mean, it is.

Gotta admit, it does kinda suck sometimes.

[Asher is not immortal and therefore fears death, unlike someone like Loki. When cut with a sharp edge, his palms will bleed and ache, and he can never let the damage run too deep.]

But there's a lot about it that's pretty dang awesome, too.

And, I'm not sure I'd be willin' to even give up all the bad stuff if it means I gotta lose all that.

[abortz]

What's good about it?

[moneyballer]

Stuff that's kinda hard to explain, I guess.

[With great power comes great responsibility.

At least he doesn't have that kind of ability- It means that for all his bumbling and foolishness, he will never be able to destroy someone in quite that way.]

Love, joy, family...

That dumb gooey feelin' you get in your gut when ya make someone laugh.

I guess you don't necessarily have to be human to know about all of those things, but I dunno. I kinda like being human, actually.

I feel like it's helped me learn a whole lot.