moneyballer: by yaylikeawon @ plurk (4)
asher fuckboy millstone ([personal profile] moneyballer) wrote in [community profile] futurology2018-01-21 08:40 pm

text | UN: A$HMON3Y

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*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet
unholey: (BANGS ☠ my shoes took me down)

[personal profile] unholey 2018-01-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Does it really count as thwarted if it's just been briefly misdirected...]

It's ok. I don't think I have a patience for an interview with him on that subject, so you're safe regardless. Consider the case study cancelled.

Honestly that one is kind of unsettling... the eyes are too big. And they're so glassy. And why is there a flower inside its face? Has this emoticon been parasitized? Is that why the smile is so small? Where did those characters come from I have never seen those before.
digiorno: (♛ & here's the frozen proof)

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-01-25 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[YES!!!]

What? No it isn't. The flower isn't inside its face, it's tucked into its hair. Stop overanalyzing it, it's a good one!

Here how about this:

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unholey: (BANGS ☠ my shoes took me down)

[personal profile] unholey 2018-01-26 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. So the parantheses are hair? Got it. That emoticon must have a bob haircut.

That would depend on the message. At the moment: menacing, because I've insulted the previous emoticon's (supposed) cuteness.
digiorno: (♛ but i want it)

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-02-03 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm.

Good, I'll accept menacing. It'll get more menacing if you keep being dubious in parentheses, though. Is that really what you want?