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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[digiorno]

[YES!!!]

What? No it isn't. The flower isn't inside its face, it's tucked into its hair. Stop overanalyzing it, it's a good one!

Here how about this:

(◠‿◠✿)

[unholey]

Oh. So the parantheses are hair? Got it. That emoticon must have a bob haircut.

That would depend on the message. At the moment: menacing, because I've insulted the previous emoticon's (supposed) cuteness.

[digiorno]

Hmm.

Good, I'll accept menacing. It'll get more menacing if you keep being dubious in parentheses, though. Is that really what you want?