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[moneyballer]

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Comments

[reposing]

Certainly further than I. The year of the people's lord where I am from is 1476. I can only imagine how much slang has developed, even in text messages such as this. Humanity has a fondness for shorthand and complications in one unity.

I thank you for taking the time to explain this to me. Perhaps I will have better luck with it in the future.

[unholey]

Yeah, 600+ years is one hell of a leap in language.

It's situations like these that what impress me the most about the magitek translation technology. Not only does it translate different languages, but it adjusts (to the best of its abilities) to the linguistic changes from era to era.

Glad to help. If you run into a turn of phrase that's not translating properly, send me a message. I wouldn't mind explaining.