text | un: Sasaki

[ex_adept136]

It's occurred to me that since our membership shifts and our backgrounds vary so much, it might be good to compare what we're capable of. More to the point, I was thinking we might be able to help each other pick up relevant skills, if not hone the ones we already have.

If people are looking to train or think they could help others, why don't we discuss that here? I know at least a few of us don't have backgrounds in combat, for example. On our first day here I met someone who wasn't familiar with firearms but might get good use out of the skill, for another.

In my case, I have experience training others and can help with hand-to-hand combat. I can work with people ranging from average human strength to well above it. I've got some skill with swords and knives, but I wouldn't compare that to someone who specializes in them, and that's something I'd like to work on. In terms of non-combative skills, if someone wants to work on something like cooking, I'm reasonably helpful there.

Let's see how we can help each other improve.

[ooc: Please feel free to thread-hop/jack here, that's what this is for!]

Comments

3/3 im so ashamed

[moneyballer]

but ladies if ur single n reading this n all u need is a freak in the sack holla at me

text;

[pummelling]

unbelievable

[moneyballer]

what!!! this is just in case

i cant be the only one who's feeling a little antsy in my pantsy if u kno what i mean

[gOD

ASHER YOU ARE REALLY BLOWING IT 4 URSELF]

[pummelling]

[........................................

he GIVES uP HES NOT EVEN ANSWERING THIS]

A masterpiece

[kikoku]

[........]

That literally invalidates basically everything else you just said.

[moneyballer]

ok BUT!!! like ur one 2 talk lmfao?

dr death? rly???

what is this 2003

[onethousen]

People use names like that online in the future?

1/?

[moneyballer]

2/?

[moneyballer]

3/3

[moneyballer]

[Ah, right, everybody... Everybody call read all of these replies.]

yeah um

some of them can b preeeeetty stupid lmfao

[look

at ur own

nvm]

Re: 3/3

[onethousen]

I guess. I mean, yours is kind of weird too. Why do you want to be anyone's dad?

[ unless he misses his kids. she, however, IS MISSING THE SUGAR DADDY REFERENCE... IM SO SORRY ]

[moneyballer]

it's complicated

[kikoku]

This isn't about me. I'm not the one shadily offering dubious services on the network.
[Today, anyway. He is in fact the shadiest doctor around... but he's banking on this guy not knowing that.]

[moneyballer]

Whatever, Green Day.

And for your information, I was actually trying. A lot of people in this place seem to think there's something wrong with opening up.

What kind of bullshit logic is that? I mean fine, okay, everyone has things they'd rather keep to themselves. But honestly? How are we ever gonna get past the things we hate about ourselves if we don't admit that they're actually a part of us?

[kikoku]

Well unfortunately you're currently making an excellent case for "keeping your thoughts to yourself," given how not doing so seems to be working out for you.

Also don't call me that. My name is Law.
[He doesn't know what a Green Day even is but he is pretty sure it's an insult in this case.]

un: MANDROID

[friendlykillingmachine]

Has this method of advertisement actually worked for you?

...I'm not making fun of you, I swear! I'm genuinely curious.

[He's just morbidly fascinated by humans sometimes.]

txt

[moneyballer]

um, yes?

lmao

do u remember aol

[NO ASHER

HE PROBABLY ISN'T FROM EARTH?]

[friendlykillingmachine]

I'm afraid not, sorry. But if you need some advice

[ and he has a feeling you do, desperately ]

maybe you could try telling some funny jokes or smiling more!

[moneyballer]

BITCH

if there is one thing i am

it is funny

[oh my god what have you done]

[friendlykillingmachine]

Actually, I'm a robot!

[...moving on]

Oh! Were you trying to be intentionally funny with your original proposition for sex? I didn't realize that. Oops!

un: shirogane

[racking]

There's kids who can read this.

[ FROWNS LOUDLY ]

[moneyballer]

WHY DOES THIS PLACE HAVE SO MANY CHILDREN

[can u tell he is freaking out]

[racking]

You'd have to ask whoever's in charge of the recruiting.

[ deep breaths, asher ]

Was the username a joke?

omg wtf this turned cute all of a sudden

[moneyballer]

Yes, actually.

[in poor taste but

lmao since when has asher millstone had good taste lbh]

this thread has been a wild ride from start to finish ok

[racking]

It's not as bad a joke as it could have been. But maybe think about an alternative for the next time.

[ scrolls the rest of this trainwreck ]

And count to ten before you respond to anyone else.