text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

[p66]

[ The change in his expression isn't missed - she thinks back to the post and how she hasn't read half of it, but she can guess. ]

Oh, you would? Thank you...

[ It seems like she's pretty much imposing on him, but if he's willing then she supposes it would be rude to not follow. ]

Have you eaten already?

[ If so, maybe she can take some back for Julius. ]

ah, it missed one

[hedonistic]

can't argue with that tbh

and the sybil system happened
there wasn't any room left in the ~perfect society~ it was making for foreigners
it's 2112 for me

[viscontree]

You don't need to be sorry. Where I'm from video games aren't commonly found. Haven't seen many of them here either.

Did you end up finding any?

[Someday he'll know what Rickrolling is...enlighten him Kagari.]

[not here]

[viscontree]

[It's too late for regrets]

[not here]

[p66]

[ why are both of you like this!!! ]

[feytality]

[That's "samayarai" to you]

well if you insist

I guess I have no choice ;)

but I expect the steak!

[fourscores]

If my grand finale were to go exactly as I want, it would be back in Ionia. It would also involve elements of my past that I don't care for explaining. But I can say it would involve blades and lotus blossoms.

[unholey]

[


What the hell did he just read. Every little tidbit of information--(A genetically-engineered, mass-produced food? No imports and exports? People not being able to fit into society for committing a crime?)--just makes this person's world seem like the set up of one of those pretentious novels about how perfect societies are a dangerous fallacy.]

I... see.
Although I'm afraid you've lost me at "Psycho Pass".
What is that? Why would it be disturbed from committing a crime?

That and it's unfortunately dangerous to go without sleep for too long.
Go too long without and your senses just get fucked up.

[And then there's this cooking offer? He's not sure what to make of it. Wh...y is the self-appointed shitpost king from some kind of bizarre dystopia offering to cook for him. Maybe he shouldn't have mentioned his appetite problems.]

Oh. Well. I've been doing okay here.
I'll keep you in mind if I need assistance.

[heavyhitter]

hahaha now there's a system that works i can just tell
anyway that sure didn't happen in my 2112, i'm sure i woulda heard about that one

[hedonistic]

i mean
there's like wars and shit outside
so like
it works enough that most people don't give a shit about who it doesn't work for

[Kagari? Bitter? Perish the thought.]

good to know that literally every japan sucks less than mine tho

[So far, anyway. But there's been at least three, by now. There's definitely been a pattern of decreased suckitude among other Japans.]

[hedonistic]

[WOW sue him for trying to be nice, gosh. He likes you so far???? Huff.]

hoooo boy
ok strap in dude, we are going for a Ride

so
u kno how we were talking about tests and shit right
a psycho pass is like a brain report card
except u can't study for that one lol
we have tech that scans ur brain and spits out a bunch of stuff about how mentally stable u are/how likely u are to commit a crime

so basically u see where the problem is here with the crimes and the committing of them

tho u don't actually need to go that far, if ur as much as planning one ur probably gonna trip a scanner somewhere and have one of the bots come fetch u to put in therapy

anyway once ur crime coefficient is over 100 ur done
u get marked as a latent criminal and either spend the rest of your life in an isolation facility or if ur lucky u get to become an enforcer for the public safety bureau
(irony's a bitch, i kno)

unless u go over 300 and resist arrest, anyway
then u die in a spectacular shower of blood and guts (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[hedonistic]

ooh, lotus blossoms
we're going full on CLASSY here, huh
i dig it

action?

[hedonistic]

i think that can be arranged~

[hedonistic]

oh right
ur from reika-chan's world
where they only use the internet for boring things
everything is explained now

and nope :(
i'll have to embrace stick-in-the-mudery like the rest of u
alas

[hedonistic]

Nah, not yet.

[She had shown up just as he was finishing, but he didn't mind sharing, either.]

Soooo the first part is getting the ingredients, of course.

[Which is easy, because he just sort of has to think them?? at the kitchen??? and then they show up in the shelves/fridge....]

Heat up that pan for me, would you? While I shred the cheese and chop up the lettuce.

[hedonistic]

regular physics, sure
but no one said u can't defy gravity and have to obey magical physics at the same time
it's fuckin magic, who are we to tell it how to work amirite

[fourscores]

Oh absolutely. I could never allow my death to be inelegant.

[viscontree]

That's unfortunate.

Have you considered doings something else to pass time? We do have a training center.

Most of it's virtual though.

[hedonistic]

yeah it's cool i guess??
but not really entertaining, u kno
like i'd give it it an hour a pop, m a y b e two if u reallyyyyyy push it

[hedonistic]

seems like kind of a waste tho doesn't it
all that effort and u don't even get to enjoy it bc ur gonna be dead af

[fourscores]

Af?

And not at all. It would be a waste to simply die and leave nothing but a mess behind.

[hyperverbose]

sure but itd be more painful. what if they were just half dollars?

lets go with meat every meal. i like to live dangerously.

[viscontree]

I guess so. We're lacking in forms of entertainment around here.

You'll find some way to pass time easily.

[p66]

[ That makes him doubly kind to just ditch his dinner to help her. She won't be forgetting this for a long time. ]

Of course. [ She's still amazed at how fast this place produces the things they need... still, she gets to work rather quickly, and he's able to tell that she's experienced. ] What type of cheese do you usually use?

[unholey]

[Well all of this. Is incredibly unpleasant. What the actual fuck is wrong with this particular universe? What a terrible, easily-abused system. Fugo reads the message twice, then a third time. At the end he comes to the same result: he's angry, in a sour and dissatisfied way, about this world where people are arrested and imprisoned for crimes in potential.]

I am actually at sort of a loss as to how to respond to all of that.

It sounds incredibly stifling.