text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

[hedonistic]

seems like kind of a waste tho doesn't it
all that effort and u don't even get to enjoy it bc ur gonna be dead af

[fourscores]

Af?

And not at all. It would be a waste to simply die and leave nothing but a mess behind.

[hedonistic]

as fuck
and i mean tbh
if u got burned at the stake there'd eventually just be ashes
that's pretty unmessy if u ask me

[HE DIDN'T, KAGARI. WHY ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT THIS GUY'S HYPOTHETICAL DEATH SCENARIO.]

i'm just saying we don't exactly have a lot of time to start with
seems like plotting an elaborate death is time u could be spending crossing off other shit on ur bucket list, u feel me
esp since it could happen anytime and then u wasted all that time on ur perfect death u never get to live out

[lol, live out, he's so punny]

[fourscores]

Right.

There'd be more than just ashes, but I suppose. I've little to cross off my bucket list, so I've plenty of time to think about how I'd like to go, when it happens. There are a few alternatives I'd settle for, but that still involves me staying alive at least until I can get home again.

[hedonistic]

what do u mean u have little to cross off ur bucket list
there's a million things to do out there

[is someone taking their freedom for granted, kagari's salt senses are tingling.]

[fourscores]

Plenty to do back home, but very little to do here.

[hedonistic]

oh
fair enough

[saltsplosion averted]