text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

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TEXT, UN: BATSHIT

[slushfund]

It's not blackmail if someone agrees to it, lol.

But I'd rather be eaten by a zombie.
Life wouldn't necessarily be over, just a little more driven by gluttony.
That's too easy of a WYR though, don'tcha think?

[hedonistic]

hey u never kno
i might meet a cute girl someday and not want them to know i'm an idiot

[ah, the sweet smell of bullshit in the morn]

i'm not here to police ur life tho, u could use it for whatever
sell it, post it on the network, fap to it in private if ur into that
the pocket dimension is ur oyster

but idk, i mean sure there's some zombie stories where u get to keep ur personality and shit but u could just become a shambling sack of meat that makes other people into shambling meat sacks instead
some people might not wanna take that gamble

[slushfund]

TL;DR.
I'd take shambling sack of meat over perma-death any day.
They could engineer a cure before you rotted, starved, or got shot in the head.

[hedonistic]

[oh, he likes this one.]

fair enough
i appreciate ur priorities, my dude

so, ur turn
come at me bro