text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

text; un: hemlock

[unholey]

1) There's no internet here. Just the psychic rock network, which seems to be lagging behind on volume when it comes to pictures of cats in comparison to the regular internet.

2) No clue about the video games but I'm guessing the answer to that one is also "no". There's a dancing game on the magitech, but I think you need multiple people to play it.

3) That's a pretty morbid question to start out with. Burnt at the stake, I guess.

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Can't really help you with the games or internet thing. So I'll leave you alone on that.

Are we talking traditional eaten by a zombie?

TEXT, UN: BATSHIT

[slushfund]

It's not blackmail if someone agrees to it, lol.

But I'd rather be eaten by a zombie.
Life wouldn't necessarily be over, just a little more driven by gluttony.
That's too easy of a WYR though, don'tcha think?

text | un: Princess

[assent]

Others seem to have already answered your queries, so I am afraid there is little else to help you with about the video games. However, something may arrive in the future, it is hard to say. There have been additions to the magitek over time, video games may one day join them.

If you would like, I will play magimon with you sometime.

[ She isn't playing the game when it starts like that... ]

text■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

Both of those options are a terribly messy way to go. They lack any form of flair.

text; username; - julius

[viscontree]

What do you hope to gain by asking this type of question?

Out of both of those options, I'd prefer being burned at the stake. A rather cruel way to end things. At the very least, you die while retaining your sanity.

text; un: steelsamayarai

[feytality]

both of those options suck! I'd take burnt steak over that!

[this is how you play, right]

text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

1 stake because it wouldn't work, i'd probably just end up naked and then the tied to a pole thing gets kinda kinky
2 you've internetted your last until we hit somewhere with a signal, sorry

text | un: w.park

[mutemail]

Shitpost king. Guess there's no basic obscenities filter on username creation.

text | un: harmonia

[digiorno]

You clearly don't need the internet. You're making your own fun just fine.

Eaten. You'd die faster. Being burnt at the stake usually means the fire is very hot and not very smoky, so it'd take ages.

text; [un: ironman]

[hyperverbose]

i think i like the pageantry of a good old fashioned stake burning.

text. un: schbrodingers cat

[12inches]

wait you're wanting for The Glorious Internet and you're not going to start with the classic "wyr fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses"?

[ the fuck kinda memer are you, shitpost king ]

text; un: man of still

[figureitout]

the stake, obviously, i mean which one do you think people are gonna remember, another zombie victim or a possible witch? wizard, if we're going harry potter style, but anyway.