text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

maybe.....

[assent]

[ Yes, well, Kagari it sucks to be you. Her country is one that teaches kids warfare too, but not everyone has such a shitty life. Get over it. ]

You have not even met them, so do not speak to me as though you have any idea of what experiences they have or have not had. I am merely saying that if you wish to play a game, why does it need to be something morbid? At least the start should encourage positivity.

This is downtime, not the mission itself.

Either way, it would appear that we are still unable to see eye to eye so I will leave this here. Good [ Fucking ] day.

[hedonistic]

[GOD he can practically hear that text in the obnoxious cheerily fake tones of the Ministry of Welfare's PSAs. It sets his teeth on edge, thinking that he's finally away from all of that and yet, here's someone brand new telling him how he should be living his life and what kind of game he should be playing.]

sorry i didn't kno u were the fun police, sonia-chan
but yeah sure u must have a lot of work to do covering ppl's virgin eyes and shit, i won't keep u
later

[Is it petty to try to get in the last word again? Yes. Is he going to do it anyway, absolutely.]