text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

[hedonistic]

idk it could be like those systems where magic has rules and shit
so you make spells like you'd use a programming language but it's like, magic under the hood instead of circuits or w/e

[mutemail]

I thought the whole point of magic was to break the rules. The laws of physics, specifically.

[hedonistic]

regular physics, sure
but no one said u can't defy gravity and have to obey magical physics at the same time
it's fuckin magic, who are we to tell it how to work amirite

[mutemail]

I suppose they do say there's a point where magic and science become indistinguishable. Have we gone full on Miraculous?

[hedonistic]

i mean we are brain typing into a piece of jewelry with apparently no hardware whatsoever
in a castle in a pocket dimension with absolutely nothing remotely akin to cell towers
we passed miraculous awhile ago i think

[mutemail]

I'm coming around.
Give me a couple of months and maybe it will seem more normal.

Although apparently we're headed for the 90s?

[hedonistic]

man
it's gonna be so weird to call the 1990s that

[gUESS WHO'S FROM 2112.....]