text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

[hedonistic]

[Uggggghhhhhhhhh.]

we didn't come here for anything
afaik we're here bc there were some people shaped holes in time-space's metaphorical leaky roof
if ur all in for ~saving the multiverse~ or w/e that's great for u
but i'm not
i'm gonna do my job, sure, but only since i have no other choice

[viscontree]

There's no other way around it.

If you ever need help you're welcome to contact me again.

[The least he can do is offer a hand since they're stuck in this together (unfortunately). ]