text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

[heavyhitter]

is this you offering to do them for me
because i accept, thanks

[hedonistic]

more like enabling petty thievery but sure lol
if u don't mind ur fingers becoming a different genre of horror movie, anyway

[...bullshit tbh, he'd probably be good at it.]

[heavyhitter]

i want black but red will do in a pinch
make sure you do some undercoat before and after, i lived the sharpie scribble nail polish life and i'm done with low grade shit

[hedonistic]

y not both

[k a g a r i no.]

undercoat is the clear shit right

[heavyhitter]

red and black together is good but not in nail polish, that's a checkers board

and yeah you got it, you're a professional already

[hedonistic]

wow what did checkers ever do to u, bro

[don't be a hater, ramir!!!!]

[heavyhitter]

no beef with checkers but i'm not 13 anymore. there's better color schemes now.

[hedonistic]

look man, u can't replace classics ok

[does he really care about this or is he being contrary just because he can? /itisamystery.jpg]