text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

[hedonistic]

As a matter of fact, I do.

[feytality]

You're pretty talented, Steaky.

Alright! Work your magic.

hmmm should we maybe wrap this one up or do u wanna continue :|a

[hedonistic]

On it. Any flavor prefs or should I just surprise you?

Sure, let's wrap it!!

[feytality]

I wanna see what you're capable of! I'm learning all sorts of new things about you, Steaky.

[Nevermind that she literally just met him]

o7!

[hedonistic]

I'm a man of many surprises.

[And he's off, to make that dessert. Next time on Chopped: ALASTAIR Edition--Breakfast? Stay tuned to find out.]

[feytality]

[and thus an enchanting evening of desserts and dance dance revolution unfolded]