text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

[figureitout]

nope, no kinkshaming

just asher-shaming, your regularly scheduled pastime

[ IM SORRY ASHER ]

[hedonistic]

ah yes of course
the time-honored tradition, how could i forget

[figureitout]

I know right

it'll go down in history
the most important thing anyone will find going through all the discussions on our magitek

[hedonistic]

future generations will fall through space rifts, get on the fake internet, and find the Tales of Asher
and in so doing become Enlightened

[figureitout]

I can't believe that's the legacy we're leaving the future generations

but I mean
I guess it could be worse

[hedonistic]

no look, we're doing future space refugees a solid here
we're educating them on What Not To Do with your username
someone will be thinking about logging in for the first time, maybe wanting to put in something stupid as a joke, and then they'll Remember daddykink guy
we're saving them from themselves

[figureitout]

that's fair
a good point

so actually
Asher's the one who has provided the future rift-fallers with the greatest favor so far

[hedonistic]

yes
a truly noble sacrifice of his dignity
we thank u for ur service, daddy-san (◡‿◡✿)