Shuusei Kagari (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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futurology2017-03-05 03:01 am
hedonistic) wrote in futurology2017-03-05 03:01 am
text; un: shitpost king
sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so
let's play never have i ever
which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)
if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible
so i'll start us off
never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)
(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)
ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so
let's play never have i ever
which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)
if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible
so i'll start us off
never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)
(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)
ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster
text; un: steelsamayarai
and you've REALLY never been on a rollercoaster? that sucks!
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figure we could all use some of that around now
also nope, our government more or less hates fun
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that's so lame! did you have a fun police?!
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we're in the middle of some pretty bad shit, yeah
but if we can't poke some fun at it then there's just what, being miserable all the time? no thanks
and we didn't literally have a fun police, but we have the sybil system, and now everyone's so terrified of getting too stressed or even too excited that half the shit that's fun is outright banned, a good chunk of it needs government approval to do, and the rest is legal but everyone avoids anyway
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SERIOUSLY??? that's so weird why does the government care if you get excited or stressed? what's the sybil system? we seriously need to get you on a rollercoaster the second we're done with this mission!
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[tmw u tell a lie u don't even realize is a lie]
because our tech says those people are the likeliest to commit a crime
and once u get marked a latent criminal, ur life's pretty much over
i mean, the hue (stress meter basically) and crime coefficient are different measures, u COULD have a stick wedged all the way up ur ass and still be under the threshold for getting locked up, gino-san's like that, but they're still pretty connected
the further down the tubes ur hue goes, ur cc usually goes with it
[unless, yanno, ur lucky enough to have a terrible psycho-pass from the time you're a child, then ur just Fucked]
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that sounds like the plot to a bad science fiction that's SERIOUSLY messed up
do u really live like that?? they can't just decide someone's a criminal because they got stressed!!
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i don't
but i'm a bit of a special case
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1/2
kagari's taking a minute to laugh hysterically. it's too bad it's text, really, because it's kind of a Sight. full-on knee-slapping, tears-in-the-eyes laughter.]
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no, that would've been a bit tough when i was five
but it's really cute that that's the conclusion you came to
and i mean that completely sincerely
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I bet you could pull it off! I could see it rogue five year old on the loose karate chopping the stress police and going on wild adventures!
but then what did you mean by special case?
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She's probably too naive to imagine any scenario like the truth, he thinks, and where with others, that often pisses him off, makes him want to twist the knife harder...right now it just makes him feel awkward. Like maybe he shouldn't tell her after all, but he's in too deep now.]
i've been a latent criminal almost my entire life, maya-chan
i've never had to worry about my crime coefficient because it's always been a mess, and it's always going to be a mess, no matter what i do or don't do
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WHAT
That's not fair!!! you didn't do anything wrong!! that sybil thing is SERIOUSLY messed up!
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It should make him feel better, vindicated, but it doesn't, not really. Maybe because when he's just telling her this shit about his life without doing it intentionally to try to hurt or shock her, or to unload his own bitterness ... it just sucks to see her feel sorry for him.]
on the bright side
i do get to skip the whole stress care obsession part
and actually enjoy shit like getting drunk
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[She doesn't feel sorry for him, she feels defensive of him because she's projecting just a tiny bit. It's different!!]
what what
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that's not how it works, maya-chan
if i try to escape, i'll just be killed
i'm nothing but trash to japan
trash that happens to be useful for taking out other trash littering up society, so i get a couple more scraps tossed my way than i would otherwise
but if i stop being useful, there'd be no reason to keep allowing me to exist
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then you can't go back there! ever! that's totally messed up! You should be free to live your life! you're not trash! You're a PERSON!
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He almost doesn't even reply at all, ready to knock out the rest of his alcohol stash in one go and deal with this never. You're a person. On some level, they're words Kagari has always wanted to hear--he just never thought they'd hurt so much when he finally did.
This was a mistake, he realizes. He shouldn't have told her anything. Really, he doesn't even belong here, among all these wide-eyed idealists who want to be heroes.]
that's the thing though
i'm not free here, either
not really
and the life i had in japan? it was shitty, but it was mine
i knew the rules, and the people who were in it understood what it was like
[But -- he appreciates the sentiment, as uncomfortable as it makes him.]
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[then a couple of minutes looking at his response. And, finally:]
hey
we should hang out
i know stuff's crazy but i have some movies where are you
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u know upshur's place?
i've been shacking up with him and his scruffy sadsack roomie
i'll be expecting those zombie parrots
[look, he's Gotta, ok, he can only be so open and sincere in one go before he returns to the trashcan where he belongs.]
-> action?????
[And he's not refusing, so #yolo. It's not like there's much she can do to change his home situation. But she's here now, she can do this much, can't she? Provide him with some distraction and fun]
no idea!! send me directions and I'll be right there
yaaaaaargh, polly want some steak brains!
[Apparently that was supposed to be a parrot]
maybe a handwave, this time if that's ok 8|a;
man
i wonder if you could make steak out of brains
there's probably a zombie movie out there that's done it
see ya in a few, maya-chan