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hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o

as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)

OK so

remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish

or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔

so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ

long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week

(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)

and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again

so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

(mostly robot ass)

(but still)

we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!

CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)

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I do not see why it could not be? I will be blasting them with the dark magic I have acquired as well, though I do not believe it will be strong enough to do the damage you speak of.

Are you able to do that?

[ Something she would love to see tbh. ]

Sure, no sweat. Just figured instead of using it up on metal, why not hit them directly?

[ He's not a plan guy; Ignis is the plan guy. His plan is to incinerate everything and hope for the best. Though he'll try his hardest not to set everyone and everything around on fire, too. ]

Well, I had planned to aim for any joints on the robots limbs to ensure they are amputated, but if you are able to hit them head on, that would definitely be useful, I should think.

[ That's a little more precise than his own usual aim allows for. Better to just burn a giant area of them. ]

You're thinking a little too small there. Just leave it to me. You can take out the leftovers. If there are any.

[ She's got more aim than power at the moment, plus with acid you just throw it so. ]

There might be quite a lot of them, so it is best to be prepared for the worst. I will be counting on your aid, however.

Wouldn't be much of a fight if we weren't being overwhelmed on all sides.

[ He can't think of the last time and he and his friends hadn't been swarmed and almost murdered by one thing or another. ]

Sounds like just another day of hunting to me. Does ALASTAIR ever pay us for doing their dirty work for them?

I am a firm believer of striking first and striking hard so the opponent has little room to counter, actually.

[ Isn't it a shame she doesn't have access to a tank here... ]

Though it depends, I have received many gifts, though not money. We usually receive a sum of money at the start of a mission to get by though as well.

But not really anything based off how well you do? At least, they supply room and board for free, but that's not much.

[ Mostly because it really is starting to resemble a prison more and more. But it's not like he'd go down without a fight, so if robots need to be roasted, then robots are going to get roasted. ]

Just hit me up if you run into any trouble. I'll bail you out.

[ Yet who will bail Noctis out? A true mystery. ]

I have received some things from ALASTAIR, spells and the like. It really depends.

[ It depends on how you view things though, for her -- someone who would be going home to a criminal life and running away for the rest of her life -- it is actually not too bad. ]

I will keep that in mind, thank you very much.

And what do you do to get those kinds of things? Who do you ask?

[ Please tell him it's not the gun-toting lady. She didn't seem to know what she was doing and/or talking about. ]

I did not do anything, I just received them without notice.

[ Which may not be much better... ]

[ Guess he has something to look forward to??? Assuming he does a good job, but he isn't sure if ALASTAIR is monitoring their every move or what. All the information he's found on them has been limited so far. ]

Well, if any of them are reading, wouldn't mind an upgraded fishing rod, new lures, a couple of spools of dragon's beard, maybe a videogame console and TV, a cooked meal, JusMon pinball machine, working network on my phone, a map.

[ It is a bit difficult to tell, it could be that their magitek has something for it too, but that would also be embarrassing??? Though it isn't as though she's been on camera before either so ...

we don't talk about that. ]

What is dragon's beard?

[ THAT SOUNDS COOL ]

[ Of course that wouldn't exist here. Why would it? So much for trying to find a tackle and bait shop on Oska. ]

It's a type of fishing line. One of the most durable. Gotten me through some tough catches before.

Got a few spools here if you ever want to take a look.

[ Of course, he won't pass up the chance to geek all over her about fishing. ]

[ Oh, that is less cool. But no, sadly there aren't shops on Oska, Noctis... Sorry to say. ]

What kind of fish are you hoping to find on your journeys to need that kind of line?

[ She doesn't really have an interest in it, but if it makes a friend happy she'll let them chat away. It seems fair when her interests are so weird. ]

[ He disagrees. The many complexities of line durability is the coolest of the cool. Get with the program, Sonia. ]

Only the biggest, fiercest, and most legendary. You're free to come watch if you want.

[ Fishing just isn't the same without running commentary anyway. ]

[ Nah, it's only cool if you're using them to Murder Someone, obviously!!! ]

Ah! If you are able to find a fish of that kind I would be more than glad to watch.

[ In before he only finds goldfish... ]

[ He blinks at the text, still surprised she actually wants to come and watch him fish. ]

Hey, I haven't met a single fish yet I couldn't catch.

I'll invite you along next time I go.

[ Well it isn't for the fishing... ]

That is rather impressive!

Thank you, I shall look forward to your invitation in the future.

[ For now, they've got this battle plan to form. ]

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