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[cassieology]

hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o

as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)

OK so

remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish

or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔

so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ

long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week

(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)

and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again

so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

(mostly robot ass)

(but still)

we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!

CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)

Comments

[feytality]

good

is he back too by the way

charley ii misses him 2 :(

[moneyballer]

no, not yet

[he'd offer 2 take the plant off her hands butt he is nut sure he would b able 2 keep it alive lol]

i'll text you as soon as he shows up, tho

i promise

[feytality]

[WHERE IS THE TEXT ICKI]

[no Maya's fine taking care of the plant, it gives her something to focus on and secretly cry at]

ok!!

it's too bad you guys didn't go together it would have been really romantic ;)

[moneyballer]

[tbf i did not anticipate this conversation, it is the fault of me, icki dick joke, not assher millsnoot]

ahaha

yeah i

[Was really, really worried about him.]

i kinda wish they had put us together too, that would've been the dopest and the ropeeeest

[He is still worried, actually.

Asher has learned that returning alive or in one piece is never a guarantee.]

[feytality]

[too late im taking you down for this, ic contact or bust]

make sure you plan a romantic getaway for when he gets back!!

you know

after all the robofightin

and no farting allowed!!!!

[listen he'll be fine ok]

[if he can survive fartmaggedon he can survive anything]

[moneyballer]

oh

[Thank goodness she can't see him, because he's doing The Douchey Headnod™]

dw

dr luuuurve's totally got it covered

[did u just call urself dr lurve

lurve]

[feytality]

[she doesn't have to see him, he's calling himself dr. luuuuurve in text it's frankly embarrassing]



wow

you're gonna need more help than i thought

[moneyballer]

trust me gurl

[g u r l, who??? do u think u r]

if there's one thing i'm the king of

it's l'amore

[*Note: It is actually spelled "l'amour."]

[feytality]

wait what

why are you the king of armour???? that doesn't even have an an l in it

also

it's girl

you're not filling me with confidence here yknow

[moneyballer]

no like

it's the french word 4 love

[NOT FRENCH??? MAYBE ITALIAN]

[feytality]

that sounds fake but ok

anyway

what are these "moves" of yours

[picture sarcastic air quotes]

i'm.............

[moneyballer]

i'd tell ya but

[u kno??? if u were actually fuckin honest about this shit, bread pudding mold-]

most of MAH MOVES happen 2 b nsfw

this is a public conversation they're having on a plot post i hate everything

[feytality]

ewww

I SAID ROMANCE NOT

bedroom stuff!!!

IM S OR RY

[moneyballer]

whoa, hey! don't count me out just yet

[He has to let out a douchey chuckle at that, mostly because her consternation really is humorous.]

c'mon, girly girl!!!

have a lil faith in me

[He's acquired a gift that's small but meaningful, something that Asher is sure Jin will like.

Perhaps it isn't much, but too much is not the way to go when shopping for a man who has relinquished an interest in material possessions.]

i can do romance jussssst fine

turns out, i've got a lil surprise 4 him

n it's not nasty, i swear

i am equally to blame

[feytality]

you gotta EARN IT

[and, mostly because she's a nosy little shit:]

what's the big surprise huh

what is it

[moneyballer]

dassss 4 me 2 kno

and him 2 find out

[Basically, he's not telling.]

[feytality]

no way

you gotta tell me

TELL ME

TELL MEEEEEEEEE

[moneyballer]

no can do, chica

i'd betchu hella dolla dollas that there r a bunch of creepy bozos readin this rite now

and i'm not about 2 let a bunch of stalkery n00bs screw this up 4 me n my bae

[feytality]

ok but 1 on 1!!!!

whats a n00bs

[moneyballer]

a h8er

[NO THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY ARE]

[feytality]

oh

so you ;)

[moneyballer]

what? no. no!

i can't be my own h8er

[He could definitely be considered a n00b, though.]

i don't

i don't hate me

[Or at least, not so much anymore.

Wow. Maybe he really has changed.]

[feytality]

idk you sound like a n00bs to me

[moneyballer]

k, i may b a n00b at this whole fighting thing, but i SWEAR in the name of all that is dank n bootylicious

[he means yeezus, as in yeezus christ, aka: kanye west]

that romeo ain't got NOTHIN on me

[feytality]

i'm gonna need to see some evidence to believe that

mr. n00bstone