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[moneyballer]

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*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[abortz]

[They're only humoring this because they have nothing to do at the moment and they don't see what they could be doing to be productive right now anyway. Negotiating peace isn't their strong suit.]

I'm good at fighting.

[moneyballer]

well, okay

[Not bad!]

dooooooez that mean ur a bruiser?

[abortz]

[Why does this guy spell everything wrong? They can figure it out, but. Why?]

Yes. There isn't much I'm good for here. No one wants to just dispatch the imps and the ogres are weak.

[moneyballer]

Isn't everybody a little weak sometimes?

[He squints at that.]

I mean, maybe you can carry yourself in a fight, but you don't seem like much of a talker.

[abortz]

[That is...kind of a wise statement. Too bad this person has proven to be a moron already. Clearly, it's just a fluke.]

Talking isn't my job. It's better if everyone just focuses on what they're good at.

[moneyballer]

Mmm, I dunno if I'd say that either.

[He cocks his head to the side.]

If you just focus on what you're good at, you don't really get to get better in like... Other ways.

Isn't it better to constantly seek improvement? Or, somethin'...

[Someone is always better.]

Otherwise you're just gonna be stuck in the same place and... That kinda sucks.

[abortz]

I'm not complacent. I can get better at fighting.

😠🗡

[moneyballer]

You could probably get better at a couple of other things too.

[so can u u piece of shit

plz roast his weenie hut jr ass]

[abortz]

It's more efficient to focus on our roles so we can carry them out well.

You could definitely be better at talking to people yourself. Your post is confusing nonsense that helps no one.

[They would lecture in greater detail if it was about improving in a field they actually know! But! That's literally just fighting. They don't know shit about talking, clearly, so they'll stay in their own lane for the most part.]

[moneyballer]

And your attitude kinda stinks.

[said with the strength of a little church mouse]

Look, maybe I could've worded things a little better, but I am TRYING to help.

You said it yourself! We can't bash the ogres in or anything, so what are you doing, other than sittin' on your hands right now?

[abortz]

I did dispatch the ogres. I carried lumber for the people who wanted to build a dam rather than just get rid of the imps. I incapacitated a number of the ambushers at the fireworks show.

If I'm sitting on my hands right now, it's because my job is taken care of.

😒

[The other person suggested that one. It's a good face.]

[moneyballer]

oh shit

welp

[and what has he done. tbf, that was my own fault. oocly]

ok then

[abortz]

[shh i saw nothing]

Do your own part better. The sooner we finish here, the sooner we can move on.

[moneyballer]

what happened 2 smellin the flowers and enjoyin the scenery? sheesh

[She's right.

Her callous words touch at his insecurities a little bit, but that's alright.

She isn't wrong.]

who stuffed a rock up your butthole

[abortz]

[Ew.]

I don't have any of your vulgar human holes.

[moneyballer]

oh

[Suddenly, this entire conversation makes a lot more sense.]

oh, so ur not human

gotcha

[abortz]

[animescoff.mp4]

Of course not.

[gross gross gross]

[moneyballer]

Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

[Asher is fairly certain he knows, and yet he asks anyway.]

[abortz]

Being human sounds inconvenient. And disgusting.

[moneyballer]

I mean, it is.

Gotta admit, it does kinda suck sometimes.

[Asher is not immortal and therefore fears death, unlike someone like Loki. When cut with a sharp edge, his palms will bleed and ache, and he can never let the damage run too deep.]

But there's a lot about it that's pretty dang awesome, too.

And, I'm not sure I'd be willin' to even give up all the bad stuff if it means I gotta lose all that.

[abortz]

What's good about it?

[moneyballer]

Stuff that's kinda hard to explain, I guess.

[With great power comes great responsibility.

At least he doesn't have that kind of ability- It means that for all his bumbling and foolishness, he will never be able to destroy someone in quite that way.]

Love, joy, family...

That dumb gooey feelin' you get in your gut when ya make someone laugh.

I guess you don't necessarily have to be human to know about all of those things, but I dunno. I kinda like being human, actually.

I feel like it's helped me learn a whole lot.