text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

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text; username; - julius

[viscontree]

What do you hope to gain by asking this type of question?

Out of both of those options, I'd prefer being burned at the stake. A rather cruel way to end things. At the very least, you die while retaining your sanity.

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[p66]

[ JULIUS!!! WHY ARE YOU TEXTING KAGARI???? ]

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[hedonistic]

[the question is, why are YOU not texting him, reika-chan. he's #offended]

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[p66]

[ BECAUSE YOURE TEXTING THE MOST STRAIGHTLACED PERSON SHE KNOWS and she needs to keep said person's sanity intact ]

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[hedonistic]

[isn't that the best reason to come threadjack as damage control tho]

[hedonistic]

nothing??? it's for fun dude

it's ok tho, i see now that ALASTAIR has an emergency shortage and u all need to conserve, i understand

i must be cutting severely into ur resources rn, no wonder everyone's so srs

pls forgive me for my sins

un: reika

[p66]

Kagari-san.

[ It's text so she can't give him the Mom Stare but hopefully it conveys???? ]

[hedonistic]

[HE RECOGNIZES THE TONE, he can picture Akane-chan giving him said stare just reading this comment. Not that it'll...help...]

heeeeeey reika-chan
u wanna play would u rather

[:')]

[p66]

Julius-san is trying to answer your question. It might be nice if you answer him clearly instead of making allusions.

[ She's fine with getting trolled but no laying a finger on her taichou ]

[hedonistic]

reika-chaaaaan
i know ur trying to be a model citizen and aid the conservation efforts but it's ok i promise
i'm sure julius-san will let u use his share of the humor supply

[ALL Y'ALL NEED TO CHILLAX. It's just a game???]

[p66]

[ To be fair, it took her 2 minutes to figure out what he was trying to say. ]

It's funny when we get the joke, but getting there isn't always instantaneous.

[hedonistic]

i mean originally i wasn't even making a joke, just playing a game
it wasn't actually a serious question

[p66]

You talked at length about the 'fun supply' which was a little confusing.

It's a humorous way to talk about lightheartedness, isn't it?

[viscontree]

Pardon me, I don't have a good sense of humor.

Is this the usual thing people do for fun in your world?

[He's too serious business for his own good, it's true. Kagari, seems like the complete opposite though.]

[hedonistic]

"the" usual? no
"a" usual?
y



dw tho, ur apparently ur in good company
maybe gino-san should've gotten rift'd instead of me
he'd fit right in

[This text sounds so bitter and its not even like, more than 'resting bitch face' level pissiness rn, i'm sorry Julius]

[viscontree]

Maybe so. We always seem to be short handed one way or another.

Although, I'd prefer it if more people didn't get involved. Do you want Gino here?

[Rip in pieces....!! He's having a difficult time understanding all this short hand text. The message is half lost to Julius either way. ]

[hedonistic]

[HUFF what kind of question!! is that!!!

one Kagari would've preferred not to think about, that can be for certain. Of all the members of Division One, Ginoza would be the most likely to interfere with what little freedom ending up here has afforded him. And yet...he does miss them. Akane-chan, Kou-chan, Pops, Sensei, Kunicchi...Gino-san, too.

Well. He's just going to dodge right around that question because hahaha what's being vulnerable on the public network, fuck that.]

...it was a joke
i was making a joke about him being uptight

[is he going to have to keep explaining his jokes, why this]

[viscontree]

[Possibly...yes. He's got such a terrible sense of humor it's not even worth saving. ]

I can tell that I'm going to have a hard time dealing with these 'jokes' you make.

Is the username 'shitpost king' another joke of yours?



[No really is it?]

1/3

[hedonistic]

[omfg]

[hedonistic]

no i'm really a king
i rule over the old and venerable land of shitpostia
we have the highest export rate of dank memes in the multiverse and our national anthem is the rickroll

[hedonistic]

we're the number one consumer of sarcasm, too
it's what like, 90% of our taxes go toward

[viscontree]

Oh really then? You must come from an interesting world. Not that I believe what you're saying is entirely true...for that matter.

What's a rickroll?

[Is this supposed to be a theme of some sort?]

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[p66]

[ this is why she was crying over you two texting each other ]

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[viscontree]

[It's too late for regrets]

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[p66]

[ why are both of you like this!!! ]