Shuusei Kagari (
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text; un: shitpost king
if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want
in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather
for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things
it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)
i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~
would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?
in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather
for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things
it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)
i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~
would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?
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it's ok tho, i see now that ALASTAIR has an emergency shortage and u all need to conserve, i understand
i must be cutting severely into ur resources rn, no wonder everyone's so srs
pls forgive me for my sins
un: reika
[ It's text so she can't give him the Mom Stare but hopefully it conveys???? ]
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heeeeeey reika-chan
u wanna play would u rather
[:')]
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[ She's fine with getting trolled but no laying a finger on her taichou ]
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i know ur trying to be a model citizen and aid the conservation efforts but it's ok i promise
i'm sure julius-san will let u use his share of the humor supply
[ALL Y'ALL NEED TO CHILLAX. It's just a game???]
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It's funny when we get the joke, but getting there isn't always instantaneous.
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it wasn't actually a serious question
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It's a humorous way to talk about lightheartedness, isn't it?
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yeah
he asked why i was asking
like i actually was looking for a real answer
actually pretty much everyone took it seriously
which is p weird, ngl
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We are a mission team, after all. I don't think talking about death as a joke is something that crosses our minds.
[ People died. ]
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i mean u could answer with whatever, but it was just u kno
a hypothetical
it's not like there aren't a billion zombie apocalypse stories in fiction
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-> action
yooo
that was supposed to say improve your MOOD wow self
I SAW NOTHING
ghosty fingers
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Is this the usual thing people do for fun in your world?
[He's too serious business for his own good, it's true. Kagari, seems like the complete opposite though.]
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"a" usual?
y
dw tho, ur apparently ur in good company
maybe gino-san should've gotten rift'd instead of me
he'd fit right in
[This text sounds so bitter and its not even like, more than 'resting bitch face' level pissiness rn, i'm sorry Julius]
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Although, I'd prefer it if more people didn't get involved. Do you want Gino here?
[Rip in pieces....!! He's having a difficult time understanding all this short hand text. The message is half lost to Julius either way. ]
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one Kagari would've preferred not to think about, that can be for certain. Of all the members of Division One, Ginoza would be the most likely to interfere with what little freedom ending up here has afforded him. And yet...he does miss them. Akane-chan, Kou-chan, Pops, Sensei, Kunicchi...Gino-san, too.
Well. He's just going to dodge right around that question because hahaha what's being vulnerable on the public network, fuck that.]
...it was a joke
i was making a joke about him being uptight
[is he going to have to keep explaining his jokes, why this]
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I can tell that I'm going to have a hard time dealing with these 'jokes' you make.
Is the username 'shitpost king' another joke of yours?
[No really is it?]
1/3
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i rule over the old and venerable land of shitpostia
we have the highest export rate of dank memes in the multiverse and our national anthem is the rickroll
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it's what like, 90% of our taxes go toward
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What's a rickroll?
[Is this supposed to be a theme of some sort?]
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it was literally right there
i was being sarcastic
"number one consumer of sarcasm"??? that's not a thing? you can buy??
[This is so tragic. Trolling someone isn't nearly funny if they can't even understand they're being trolled....]
yes my un is a joke
literally right now i just shitposted at you
someone get this man a funny bone operation
(that's also a joke)
(i'm not actually implying that anyone should operate on you)
(seriously, is this like a tone in text problem or do u suck at this irl too)
also i literally can't explain a rickroll to u bc it would ruin the magic
i'll show u sometime
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My apologies. You'd show it to me sometime? I'll look forward to it.
[Dude's clueless as ever, sorry Kagari.]
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