text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

[hedonistic]

[Are they really gonna do this. He's tempted to just let it go and move onto Pokemon fully, but. What the hell, the general air of this post has soured his mood already, why the fuck not.]

if we're talking about things people have witnessed, we'll be here a longass time

hell i just got here from being backup for my colleague who got trapped in a underground murder arena by a nutbag who got his rocks off by literally hunting people like game

but that's just life, people are shitty
i'm not gonna bury my head under the covers and be depressed about it

do u think every author witnesses literally everything they write about?
cause i mean, zombies don't exist where i'm from, but we sure have had a million and a half zombie apocalypse stories
we'd probably have more if sybil didn't ban anything even a little bit ~stressful~ nowadays

it's just a game, dude
u don't have to act like i'm asking u to start preparing ur own damn funeral

will they ever get along [smh]

[assent]

[ Look, he brought it up?????? It's his own fault. ]

I do not give a damn on what you have been through either. I am saying that as there are people here who may not be able to brush it off quite as well as you apparently do, and I would also like to add that there are young children here as well.

But you are quite right, I do not have to do anything for you. Therefore, as I said, I refuse. Leave it at that in the future and maybe it will not come to this.

maybe...during the mission.....or in person when she doesn't know who he is LMF

[hedonistic]

[Kagari laughs a really dark and ugly laugh at the mention of "young children." Did he mention to her last time, that he got locked up as a latent criminal at 5? He can't remember.]

i hate to break it to u sonia-chan
but those ~young children~ are just as caught up in ALASTAIR's bullshit timeline war as we are
sure tho playing games on the network is totally gonna be what traumatizes them and not any of the actual murder that they're inevitably gonna end up doing

ftr
"man you guys are glum" =/= "i insist u play my game w/ me"
& i did change the subject
ur the one who got all defensive about ur life choices

maybe.....

[assent]

[ Yes, well, Kagari it sucks to be you. Her country is one that teaches kids warfare too, but not everyone has such a shitty life. Get over it. ]

You have not even met them, so do not speak to me as though you have any idea of what experiences they have or have not had. I am merely saying that if you wish to play a game, why does it need to be something morbid? At least the start should encourage positivity.

This is downtime, not the mission itself.

Either way, it would appear that we are still unable to see eye to eye so I will leave this here. Good [ Fucking ] day.

[hedonistic]

[GOD he can practically hear that text in the obnoxious cheerily fake tones of the Ministry of Welfare's PSAs. It sets his teeth on edge, thinking that he's finally away from all of that and yet, here's someone brand new telling him how he should be living his life and what kind of game he should be playing.]

sorry i didn't kno u were the fun police, sonia-chan
but yeah sure u must have a lot of work to do covering ppl's virgin eyes and shit, i won't keep u
later

[Is it petty to try to get in the last word again? Yes. Is he going to do it anyway, absolutely.]