text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

[hedonistic]

[It's okay. He just needs the right excuse to rickroll you. All things in good time.....]

i'm so sorry for the state of your world then, my dude

[viscontree]

You don't need to be sorry. Where I'm from video games aren't commonly found. Haven't seen many of them here either.

Did you end up finding any?

[Someday he'll know what Rickrolling is...enlighten him Kagari.]

[hedonistic]

oh right
ur from reika-chan's world
where they only use the internet for boring things
everything is explained now

and nope :(
i'll have to embrace stick-in-the-mudery like the rest of u
alas

[viscontree]

That's unfortunate.

Have you considered doings something else to pass time? We do have a training center.

Most of it's virtual though.

[hedonistic]

yeah it's cool i guess??
but not really entertaining, u kno
like i'd give it it an hour a pop, m a y b e two if u reallyyyyyy push it

[viscontree]

I guess so. We're lacking in forms of entertainment around here.

You'll find some way to pass time easily.

[hedonistic]

there's always ways to pass the time

[he'd know, having spent 15 years in the isolation facility, disallowed from luxuries such as the internet]

some ways are just objectively superior to others

[viscontree]

You aren't necessarily wrong.

We didn't come here to waste time however.

[HE'S SUCH A STICK IN THE MUD....No fun allowed ever, but Kagari seems to know others who are just as serious.]

[hedonistic]

[Uggggghhhhhhhhh.]

we didn't come here for anything
afaik we're here bc there were some people shaped holes in time-space's metaphorical leaky roof
if ur all in for ~saving the multiverse~ or w/e that's great for u
but i'm not
i'm gonna do my job, sure, but only since i have no other choice

[viscontree]

There's no other way around it.

If you ever need help you're welcome to contact me again.

[The least he can do is offer a hand since they're stuck in this together (unfortunately). ]