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futurology2017-01-09 01:45 pm
hedonistic) wrote in futurology2017-01-09 01:45 pm
text; un: shitpost king
if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want
in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather
for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things
it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)
i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~
would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?
in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather
for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things
it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)
i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~
would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?
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[But she does squint at him as if picturing this]
Like a mascot! I could see it. You in a big ol' styrofoam costume!
[What is that supposed to mean, Maya]
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[He looks 0% offended]
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You said it, not me.
Anyway! It's time for you to make good on your end of the deal, Steaky!
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Right, right. Don't worry, I would never dream of getting between a girl and her promised steak.
[Summoning up one (1) raw steak from the magic kitchen for cookage.]
So, how do you like it? Rare, Medium, Well-done...?
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Rare! And juicy!
[Now, let's see how well Steaky cooks]
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[Too bad the kitchen can't magically provide a chef hat. But also there'll be no exposition about cooking the steak here, because I don't know shit about cooking and also it's 4 am and I'm lazy, but it's a very well-cooked steak. There's a delicious aroma wafting through Kitchen de la Magique even before he's finished, and the presentation on the plate is none too shabby either, what with an artistic drizzle of salt up above and some creatively positioned sprigs of parsley.
He places it before her with a flourish--]
Ooooone steak, so rare you might still hear the cow mooing if you cup your ear~
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Woah, that smells great!
[Before digging in. Congrats on becoming her new fave, Steaky, until someone makes her a burger!!]
[And uh, enjoy her very unladylike wolfing down of said steak]
Mffh! Thiff iff'eally good!
artistic drizzle of salt LMAO that was one heck of a typo. i meant sauce....
Hell yeah it is.
[Though even though his words are cocky, he's really pleased. It always makes him happy when someone likes his cooking.]
So. How do you feel about dessert?
i didn't even realize it was a typo tbh....
[She enjoys every second]
I'm in! But I thought you wanted to play a round of your dance thingy?
hahaha clearly it has perfectly captured my Essence
definitely
[Just in case he was wondering why she's still eager to stuff her face after two steaks]
What's on the menu, Chef Steaky?
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Oooh, convenient~
So. How do we feel about daifuku?
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Awesome! I love daifuku! My aunt makes it sometimes, and it's really good.
Do you know how to make it?
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Alright! Work your magic.
hmmm should we maybe wrap this one up or do u wanna continue :|a
Sure, let's wrap it!!
[Nevermind that she literally just met him]
o7!
[And he's off, to make that dessert. Next time on Chopped: ALASTAIR Edition--Breakfast? Stay tuned to find out.]
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