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[cassieology]

hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o

as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)

OK so

remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish

or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔

so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ

long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week

(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)

and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again

so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

(mostly robot ass)

(but still)

we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!

CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)

Comments

[moneyballer]

[He isn't really used to being missed.]

u mean his plant thing?

[he'll address the second half of her text in a minute just

charley II doesn't sound like the kind of name jin would give it]

[feytality]

[get used to it, nerd, you were nice to her once and now you're stuck with her for life]

don't call him a plant thing!! he's charley II and ur official mascot!

admit it

you missed me

[moneyballer]

[Legs cross over each other as he fidgets in his chair wherever he is, bothered by what he's feeling at the moment.

It's warm, sure, but-]

no, no i did

[Strange all the same.]

i'm glad that u got outta there

[Woodhurst.]

[feytality]

[Asher "someone wasn't a complete dick to me and im uncomfortable" Millstone]

i bet you got into all sorts of trouble without me there to look after you!!

???

why would i stay in woodhurst

[moneyballer]

[A smile finds its way onto his face, even though it forms slowly, widening as time passes.

He isn't sure what he did to win her friendship, as she seemed to mostly belittle him before, but he decides that this is better.

It is something he likes.]

i meant that i'm glad ur ok

[Especially after what he had seen.]

[feytality]

[don't ruin her street cred, Asher]

[ps: she's going to go back to being a little shit so enjoy it while it lasts]

it'll take more than a few zombies to take me down!

[moneyballer]

[That's okay. He's more likely to tolerate garbage from friends, anyway.]

yeah i'll bet

u can b pretty dang scary sometimes

[???]

i've seen u eat

[Ah.]

[feytality]

[listen if he's starting up so is she]


don't be jelly just cause i've got more stomach power than you

[moneyballer]

izzz dat a challenge i smell, or r u just bein stanky af?

[why does he talk like this rip]

[feytality]

what is stanky

cause if it's stinky then it's you

but sure come at me bro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[moneyballer]

sleep farting is tOTALLY NORMAL, OK

EVERYBODY DOES IT

[jesus christ]

[feytality]

what

[moneyballer]

[lasjlkfajsdljaslkdf;asldfhasdhfkajshdfkajshdfkajshdfkjashdfkjh??????!!!!!!11111]

nothing

[feytality]

ew

[moneyballer]

[that feel when u sabotage ur own kawaii welcum message by being a gross piece of shit]

plz don't tell anybody

[THIS IS PUBLIC FOR THE ENTIRE NETWORK TO SEE???]

[feytality]

[I didn't realize those other two were gagtags]

ummm

ok i guess

your weird farting secret is safe with me

just don't fart on jin

[catphishing]

Not when you fart like you do.

[His couch will never be the same again.]

[moneyballer]

wait, how do u kno

[asher THINK before you send any stupid texts-]

did i sleep with u 2?

[screams loudly]

[catphishing]

[Gross.......]

No, but you've got plenty intimate with my couch.

[moneyballer]

wait so i started dry humpin ur couch

[how could that possibly be your idea of the most rational interpretation of that sentence-]

how drunk was i

[catphishing]

What? No.

[He hopes...]

You just passed out on it a bunch of times.

[feytality]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



[the fart plot thickens]

[catphishing]

Just don't let him fall asleep near you and you'll be fine.

[Or at least slightly better...]

[feytality]

i think we need a quarantine at this point

[catphishing]

That would probably be better for everyone.