text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

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[hedonistic]

[In his, people designated by a machine as too theoretically dangerous to society explode in a shower of blood and guts if they resist a life in the isolation facility. There are no monsters in his world, sure, but the human kind fills the role pretty well.]

mostly manga and stuff
idk if they have those here

[p66]

They have a lot of books on various topics in the library. I found a lot of stuff I was interested in there.

[hedonistic]

books are more kou-chan's thing

[p66]

It wouldn't hurt to give it a try, at least?

[hedonistic]

nah i'll hang out on this post awhile longer
maybe go fuck around in the vr room later
guess i'll see u around if ur not playing?

[p66]

[ He means the training room, right? ]

Sure. Take care.

-> action

[hedonistic]

[He sure does. And he definitely does take the time to blow off some steam there, but eventually he does get hungry. And one of the few great things about this place? No fucking hyper-oats. Ever.

He could just have the kitchen magic him up some food, but it's not as satisfying as making it with his own hands, he's found. So he's in the kitchen making himself some of his best dish--taco rice. Best way to shake off a bad mood is with a food you enjoy, right?

He's just about finished when he sees someone else enter the kitchen; he and Reika have never met in person, so he doesn't recognize her immediately. Still, he offers:]

Want some?

[Because another great way to improve your food is to see other people enjoy your cooking, too.]

yooo

[p66]

[ It's only in the evening that Reika makes her daily visit to the kitchens. She has her notebook in one hand, her mind pondering on what dish she should make - and as a result she's caught by surprise at his offer. ]

Oh, thank you. You're very kind.

[ She replies with a slight bow. He's certainly not the strangest person she's met in the kitchens, so she's more willing to take his word that it's actually food and not a prank. ]

What did you make?

that was supposed to say improve your MOOD wow self

[hedonistic]

Eh, I dunno about that.

[Very Kind people aren't latent criminals. Very Kind people probably aren't so unaffected by death, even in the abstract. Kagari knows he's an asshole.]

It's taco rice.

[He grabs a plate, a serving spoon, and some chopsticks from the magic kitchen (does it spawn culturally appropriate utensils for the user, who knows, let's pretend it does), portions some of the food out for her, and hands it to her.]

Good, right? It's my best dish.

I SAW NOTHING

[p66]

[ Still, he's offered her something. Maybe it's just courtesy for her to say it, but she means it. ]

Oh!

[ She's admittedly never heard of 'taco rice' but it looks not much like a taco. Clearly, a mystery, and probably a foreign food. Which means she should try it. ]

It is really good. Could you teach me how to make it?

[ it's not Italian, but she should have more things in her arsenal. ]

ghosty fingers

[hedonistic]

Huh? Sure, I guess.

[He's not exactly a great teacher or anything, but he could at least show her the ingredients and steps and such?]

Are you used to cooking at all or would this be starting from scratch for you?

[p66]

I'm reasonably good at it. Just the recipe will do.

[ She has to be or she can't feed her teammates. In any case, she should thank her benefactor: ]

By the way, what's your name?

[hedonistic]

Okay, cool. What's your network un? I'll text it to you.

[What's writing things down with pencil and paper he's nOT A CAVEMAN.]

And I'm Kagari.

[p66]

[ There's a brief moment of surprise on her expression before it resolves into a (slightly awkward) smile. ]

Hello, Kagari-san. I'm Reika.

[ The girl he talked over the network!! Which means she'll give him another slight bow as acknowledgement. ]

It's nice to see you in person.

[hedonistic]

[For his part, Kagari doesn't look awkward, but his smile does dim a couple watts. He's a bit sore about the whole thing, her and Sonia's reactions serving as a bitter reminder of who and what he is--not fit to live among "wholesome" people like them--but he's determined to put it out of his mind and forget about it.]

Oh. Hey, Reika-chan.

[But standing around and think-typing a message to her over the jewelry now would be awkward, so:]

Actually, I'll show you how to do it. C'mon.

[p66]

[ The change in his expression isn't missed - she thinks back to the post and how she hasn't read half of it, but she can guess. ]

Oh, you would? Thank you...

[ It seems like she's pretty much imposing on him, but if he's willing then she supposes it would be rude to not follow. ]

Have you eaten already?

[ If so, maybe she can take some back for Julius. ]

[hedonistic]

Nah, not yet.

[She had shown up just as he was finishing, but he didn't mind sharing, either.]

Soooo the first part is getting the ingredients, of course.

[Which is easy, because he just sort of has to think them?? at the kitchen??? and then they show up in the shelves/fridge....]

Heat up that pan for me, would you? While I shred the cheese and chop up the lettuce.

[p66]

[ That makes him doubly kind to just ditch his dinner to help her. She won't be forgetting this for a long time. ]

Of course. [ She's still amazed at how fast this place produces the things they need... still, she gets to work rather quickly, and he's able to tell that she's experienced. ] What type of cheese do you usually use?

[hedonistic]

Whatever's available, honestly. Most of ours is synthetic, anyway.

[Japan used to import most of its cheese and now that trade no longer happens, it's probably some rare-ass shit in 2112. But let's say Kagari mentioned some kind of cheese he likes using anyway because maybe some rich asshole decided to make a business swindling rich people with a home-made cheese-making business and enforcers can save up to order that shit online with the salary that they do get or something, waves hands.]

[p66]

[ She hasn't heard that name before, but it's worth writing down nevertheless.

Reika is the naturally silent type, so she won't bring up much conversation unless Kagari starts first. He must still be in a not-so-good mood after the network post, anyway. ]

[hedonistic]

[On the contrary, he hates dwelling on things that made him unhappy, he's already Very Intentionally moving on with his life. At least a few people humored him in the end, too, which was also cool.]

Soooo, what do you like to eat usually, Reika-chan?

[p66]

I'm okay with most things. [ She can't be picky when she's not the one cooking... ] I have a friend back home who's really good at cooking. It's always a joy to eat what she makes.

[ But really, things aren't so good back home so she'll let others pick first. As long as it's edible, she'll take it. ]

[hedonistic]

Nooooo, that doesn't answer the question. [UR NOT GETTIN OUTTA IT THAT EASY, REIKA-CHAN]

If you were stuck on a deserted island and got to have like, one favorite meal with you, what'd it be.

[p66]

[ SHE'S BUSTED!! ]

Ah... well. [ She has to think. ] I'm not picky about food, but... curry would be nice.

[ Does that count as a valid answer? ]

[hedonistic]

Gotcha. Any particular kind?